Hey folks, just tossing up a new journal, because I got tired of looking at my vitriolic rant about my hatred for TF2. The anger has vanished, and now I have just slid into a deep, deep depressions about it (Why could the transformers fart and vomit!? WHYYYYY!?)

But, this little drawing by ~hongadong certainly cheered my up!

BEHOLD, AND BE JEALOUS!

I'm about to take off for the 4th of July, the best holiday there is. You just can't beat BBQing, drinking beer and blowing stuff up all day. Its also far superior to all other holidays, because the rest of the holidays are during the cold rainy winter, when you're stuck in a house with 5 other families, and somebodie's rambunctious dogs.

For those of you outside the states that aren't familiar with the 4th, let me fill you in on its history.

Thousands of years ago, when the old gods still walked this land, and animals could talk, the British tried to get Americans to buy tea. The Americans didn't want tea, because it would make them wussies, and like soccer. So, the Americans dressed like indians and threw all the tea into an active volcano. This pissed the British off, and they invaded in a fleet of those little 3-wheeled cars Mr. Bean always knocks over. The Americans retaliated by making all 50 states combine into a giant robot. The British were so amazed by this, they exploded in surrender. That is why we light fireworks on the 4th of July.
(Source: Nothing)

All rise for our national anthem: [link]