GEXCALIBUR

Dear Nintendo, Please let me design the 5th gen Pokemon Mystery Dungeon game, and call it "Marauders of the Isshu Main."

Just a PMD style tsutaja (hooray for word's I can't pronounce or remember!) chillin' on an ancient shrine. The best B/W starter there is!

And yes, that's a skarmory tail sword blade.

I know these fella's have other nicknames (and an official Japanese name,) but, until they get their official English name I can pronounce, I shall call these guys: GEXCALIBURS!
Cuz dey look like the product of some kind of horrible Gex/Excalibur Mpreg slash fiction.